The Worst Childhood Rumours Hashtag Is The Best Thing On Twitter Today

The eraser part of an eraser pen was made of pig's wee the boy who leant back on his chair, cracked his head and died; and the two jelly aliens who made babies if you stuck them together.

Childhood was full of pretty gnarly rumours. Thankfully, Twitter's here to remind us all of them.

#WorstChildhoodRumors if you keep playing with it, it will fall off pic.twitter.com/WUiAEaRH1J

— Luyanda Masito (@LuMasito_) June 11, 2015

If you keep making funny faces, it may get stuck that way forever! #WorstChildhoodRumors pic.twitter.com/WZ34BHvJPZ

— Mandy (@iFunnyMandinga) June 11, 2015

"Cotton candy is made from the hair of old women"
#WorstChildhoodRumors pic.twitter.com/UxfSDttQln

— Rashi Kakkar (@rashi_kakkar) June 11, 2015

If you eat any fruit with it's seed, it's tree

#WorstChildhoodRumors

If you eat an apple pip an apple tree will grow inside of you

— British Logic (@BritishLogic) June 11, 2015

Romeo and Juliet was the greatest LOVE story ever....#WorstChildhoodRumors pic.twitter.com/JDQp5bu7Oe

— Thrift Books (@ThriftBooksUSA) June 11, 2015

This. #WorstChildhoodRumors pic.twitter.com/1TJuhYji9E

— bettingpro (@bettingpro) June 11, 2015

#WorstChildhoodRumors

If you stick two of these aliens together then they'll have babies pic.twitter.com/e9BVoAmiGf

— Primary School Probs (@PrimarySklProbs) June 11, 2015

"Getting a college degree guarantees a lifetime of success."

#WorstChildhoodRumors

— Jarod Thompson (@JarodNotJared) June 11, 2015

Sitting close to the TV will cause blindness. Lies. #WorstChildhoodRumors

— candice (@candeeeland) June 11, 2015

It hurts them more than it hurts us.
#WorstChildhoodRumors pic.twitter.com/S6dLiQgYeA

— Mizz Lizard uniquely (@LMihaLove) June 11, 2015

Swallow chewing gum and it will be stuck in your stomach for 7 years. #WorstChildhoodRumors

— Kay (@BabyUkay) June 11, 2015

#WorstChildhoodRumors Your mom and dad had you because they loved each other very much.

— Nick Parker (@NickParkerOne) June 11, 2015

No one will hire you if you have tattoos & piercings. #WorstChildhoodRumors

— Book Babe (@TheBooknista) June 11, 2015

You can't swim directly after you eat or you will drown.

#WorstChildhoodRumors

— Terrence (@tbtrill) June 11, 2015

#WorstChildhoodRumors More early teens than childhood, but the fruit pastille/genital wart one. Almost as sickening as misspelling rumour.

— Niall. (@NiallBaxter) June 11, 2015

#WorstChildhoodRumors if someone jumps over your head you will stop growing.

— zaynforever♥ (@tcshira) June 11, 2015