Because... well, do we need a 'because'? They are gratuitous, after all.
If the Education Secretary - and his policies - are bringing you down, just click your way through our slideshow of some of his finest photos...
If the Education Secretary - and his policies - are bringing you down, just click your way through our slideshow of some of his finest photos...
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